The Best and Worst Pick Up Lines

Compiled by: Tyler Hendricks ‘14

Staff Writer


10 Worst Pick Up Lines

1: So did you know I was trouble when I walked in?

2: I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend

3: You must be Jamacain, cause  Jamacian me crazy

4: I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away

5: You better have a license, cause your driving me wild!

6: Baby are you a 90 degree angle? Cause your lookin’ right to me

7: Your eyes are as blue as my toliet water

 8: If you were a booger, I’d pick you first

9: You smell like trash, may I take you out?

10: If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be a McGorgeous


10 Best Pickup Lines

10: Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see

9: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle

8: If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents

7: Do you have directions? (To where) To your heart.

6: It’s a good thing I brought my library card. Why? Because I’m totally checking you out

5: Can I have your number? I lost mine

4: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together

3: Let’s commit the worst crime. Ill steal your heart and you steal mine

2: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again

1: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall…is in love with me

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