Compiled by: Tyler Hendricks ‘14
10 Worst Pick Up Lines
1: So did you know I was trouble when I walked in?
2: I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend
3: You must be Jamacain, cause Jamacian me crazy
4: I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away
5: You better have a license, cause your driving me wild!
6: Baby are you a 90 degree angle? Cause your lookin’ right to me
7: Your eyes are as blue as my toliet water
8: If you were a booger, I’d pick you first
9: You smell like trash, may I take you out?
10: If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be a McGorgeous
10 Best Pickup Lines
10: Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see
9: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle
8: If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents
7: Do you have directions? (To where) To your heart.
6: It’s a good thing I brought my library card. Why? Because I’m totally checking you out
5: Can I have your number? I lost mine
4: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
3: Let’s commit the worst crime. Ill steal your heart and you steal mine
2: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again
1: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall…is in love with me