{"id":2575,"date":"2013-02-07T12:55:04","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T17:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/?p=2575"},"modified":"2013-02-07T12:55:04","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T17:55:04","slug":"the-best-and-worst-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/2013\/02\/07\/the-best-and-worst-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best and Worst Pick Up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Compiled by: Tyler Hendricks \u201814<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Staff Writer<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2609\" title=\"quagmire\" src=\"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/quagmire-218x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"218\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>10 Worst Pick Up Lines<\/p>\n<p>1: So did you know I was trouble when I walked in?<\/p>\n<p>2: I don\u2019t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend<\/p>\n<p>3: You must be Jamacain, cause \u00a0Jamacian me crazy<\/p>\n<p>4: I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away<\/p>\n<p>5: You better have a license, cause your driving me wild!<\/p>\n<p>6: Baby are you a 90 degree angle? Cause your lookin\u2019 right to me<\/p>\n<p>7: Your eyes are as blue as my toliet water<\/p>\n<p>\u00a08: If you were a booger, I&#8217;d pick you first<\/p>\n<p>9: You smell like trash, may I take you out?<\/p>\n<p>10: If you were a burger at McDonalds, you\u2019d be a McGorgeous<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>10 Best\u00a0Pickup Lines<\/p>\n<p>10: Are you from Tennessee? Because you\u2019re the only ten I see<\/p>\n<p>9: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it\u2019s just a sparkle<\/p>\n<p>8: If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I\u2019d have five cents<\/p>\n<p>7: Do you have directions? (To where) To your heart.<\/p>\n<p>6: It\u2019s a good thing I brought my library card. Why? Because I\u2019m totally checking you out<\/p>\n<p>5: Can I have your number? I lost mine<\/p>\n<p>4: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I&#8217;d put U and I together<\/p>\n<p>3: Let\u2019s commit the worst crime. Ill steal your heart and you steal mine<\/p>\n<p>2: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again<\/p>\n<p>1: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall\u2026is in love with me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Compiled by: Tyler Hendricks \u201814 Staff Writer \u00a0 10 Worst Pick Up Lines 1: So did you know I was trouble when I walked in? 2: I don\u2019t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend 3: You must be Jamacain, cause \u00a0Jamacian me crazy 4: I hope you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2575"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2601,"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2575\/revisions\/2601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nccpantherprint.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}